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Get the Thar She Blows
one-sheet here.


Thar She Blows
Press Release
here.


OTHER NOVELS ON THE WAY--

All My Ancestors Had Sex

Are the traumas of past generations caught in our DNA? In eighteen-year-old Izzy's case, they are making themselves known. 
Exclamation Point
    Smart, imaginative, pretty, you’d think at fourteen Abbey would be over her shyness. She can talk with Mom and Gram and Dad (when he phones), but with anyone else she’s speechless. On the isolated Carolina peninsula of Exclamation Point, the whole dang town sees her as a silent weirdo. Abbey’s summer is crawling until Gram reads the sand-runes and prophesizes, “Death, Murder, Sex, and Adultery.” Finally something exciting!
    Abbey goes where she shouldn’t, deduces what she shouldn’t, and —to the threatening stranger she’s named Cowboyboots —opens her terrified mouth to say what she shouldn’t. She discovers the blood, the boat, and the ghost, family secrets and deadly plans. Despite her fear, she acts with unexpected bravery, risking everything to save a life. Now, at the top of the lighthouse on Point Island, Abbey has no escape. The room is in flames and Cowboyboots is busting down the door. Looks like those murder and death predictions will happen to her. 
    Told with humor and humanity in Abbey’s unique voice, Exclamation Point, despite sand-rune fortune-telling and what looks like a ghost, is firmly rooted in reality. ​

THAR SHE BLOWS

a novel by
Susan Emshwiller

Order here!

PRAISE FOR THAR SHE BLOWS:
Susan Emshwiller’s Thar She Blows twists the thrill of a whale watching trip on its head. This quirky dry-witted account of one woman’s search for her son swallowed by a whale, blossoms into a search for herself. The story’s descriptive details struck that sweet spot of believability that readers will never doubt the possibility of life inside a whale. Funny, tender, and uplifting, this journey of discovery is a nonstop, cover-to-cover read, flipping one page after the other hoping, cheering, and breathlessly wondering about the final outcome for mother and son in this suspenseful tale of rescue.
 - ANNE ANTHONY, author of A Blue Moon & Other Murmurs of the Heart

If you are holding this book in your hand, congratulations. If you have chosen to buy this book, chosen from all the books you could have chosen to buy, HUGE CONGRATULATIONS. You are in for a wild and heartfelt ride. What can I say about Susan Emshwiller's writing, except that there is no one like her. She is truly an original."
 - NANCY PEACOCK, Piedmont Laureate, author of The Life and Times of Persimmon Wilson


Susan is afraid of nothing in her writing... Full stop. Hilarious! A mother/son fiasco/jouney wrapped in love, grit, and impossibility-be-damned!! I promise you will love this wild ride into the inner workings of one whale and one mother.
 - AMY MADIGAN, actor, producer


SHORT STORIES TO READ:

"Suicide Watch" in the September/October issue of The Magazine for Fantasy and Science Fiction!  Read an interview about the story here.
"The Wild Grass"
is in 
The Collection: Flash Fiction for Flash Memory available on Amazon.
"After Christmas Turkey"
Short story in HOLIDAY HELL issue fromBlack Heart Magazine.
"Summer of Hope" 
Short story in Black Heart Magazine.
​"Old Dog, New Tricks" 
Short story in Smoky Blue Literary and Arts Magazine Number 5.
​
"The Kid" 
Short story  in Smoky Blue Literary and Arts Magazine. Number 5.
“Something Broke”
Short story in Gone Lawn. 
“Dining Alone on Valentine’s Day”
"The winner of The Furious Gazelle’s first ever Valentine’s/President’s Day contest goes to Susan Emshwiller. you should do that now."
​"Music Theory" 
Short story in Independent Ink Magazine. Number 13.
​
Do It Yourself Poem

This poem may 
fall apart in 5 years. 

I didn’t construct it 
to code
or consult with
experts.

I just put it up 
for the shade.
​

Writing the Beast

Writing. 
It’s kind of like--

You go after a wild or frightened beast.

You dart around, 
anticipating its moves,
cutting it off. 

You corner it
and try to rope it.

You yell and demand it “COME!” 
as it rears — eyes rolling.

You may capture it
(or eat dirt)
yet you won’t necessarily get to write/ride.


But sometimes
if you sit on a rock
with your back to the beast,
ignoring it,
doing other things,
the big animal will
slowly come up behind you,
nuzzle your ear,
and tell you its stories.

Good Dog

When Amelia collapsed in the doorway
and Chris called out "Oh my God,"
I ran in from the bedroom.
She was spayed out flat
and had no heartbeat,
but for a few seconds
her eyes were still with us.
I kept repeating
"Good dog. Good dog,"
knowing that she understood it
and knew it as praise.

When I’m dying
I hope someone will lean close
and hold me
and look into my eyes
and repeat over and over--
if not something just as powerful,
at least 
"Good dog." 
​
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